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February 9, 2015

I’ve Heard It All 2015

Filed under: Humor — Brandon @ 4:14 pm
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The quotes below were added to my I’ve Heard It All! list in 2015.

“I like having the light on [at night]. It gives me more room to see.” [seven-year-old]

Parent: “C’mon, think outside the box!”
Child: [looks around] “What box?”

Parent: [surfing web] “…and this is a ticket to the game when Hank Aaron beat Babe Ruth’s home run record.”
Child: “Oh wow! [pause] Maybe we could go?!”

“That’s the only thing I’ve heard in stone.” [Coworker…I think he does this to me on purpose.]

Problem: The file format changed.
Solution: [Bob] resolved the issue by fixing the format of the file that gets sucked into this process.

[Because “fixing the format of the input file” might confuse someone.]

“We want to know when [Bob] creates chaos-monkey situations for us.” [A manager..wait, what!?]

“I want the application to know what I want before I have to type it in.” [One user’s software requirement]

October 6, 2011

Kids’ Arts & Crafts

Filed under: Art — Brandon @ 5:45 pm
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Home > My Lists > Art > Kids’ Arts & Crafts

Kids love to do arts and crafts. Here is a list of ideas. I plan to research these and write some how-to posts. These are in no particular order at the moment.

Make your own paper (recycling)
Plant seed paper
Pressing leaves and flowers
Sand candles
Terrariums (green houses?)
Sand (boxes, castles, etc.)

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